|voldemort:||let me be your ruler|
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures